I'm bored, snarky, and entering the silly phase of not having had enough sleep last night. So I felt it was time for some quirky summaries.

( Sporkers, to the Batmobile! )

John shook his head, starting to get angry. Did Rodney apologize this much before he'd met John? If so, John couldn't remember it

So here I was, innocently looking for some good Carson Beckett whump fic, and then I fall ass over teakettle into this.

( Torture is fun! :D )

John was amazed how wise their daughter was. She was definbatly theirs, with brains like that..

And you could definbatly use a few of your own.

Got bored, sporked some junk.

( Cut now, d'oh! )

( Rodney screamed and screamed it was endless, his throat was sore but Kolya wouldn't stop (...writing badfic) )

It's Reality Show Clip Time Bizarro Crossover Summary Time!

( BYOBleach )

The OOC and character-bashing in this HP/SGA xover burned so bad, I just had to spork it. This is just the first (and, so far, only) chapter.

( The one in which Harry Potter is a complete doormat and everyone else is imperiused )

More sucky Stargate Atlantis Sue fic. It is an epic bloody train wreck of the English language and everythiing Atlantis and it nearly destroyed my brain.

Race of a New kind
Carson has a baby girl and shes Smart. She gets invited to shepherds team where she meets a Wraith boy and falls in love they have a child .. is this child the end of th wraith/ ( Read more... )

Ooooow.

( Wherein John Sheppard has an IQ of a brick yet is good for one's health. )